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Andy Rooney
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
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Ann Landers
"Do not accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
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Anne Tyler
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we are the greatest hunters on earth!"
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Anonymous
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
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Ben Williams
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
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Dave Barry
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; its how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
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Franklin P. Jones
"Anybody who does not know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
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Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably mans best friend; inside of a dog its too dark to read."
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Joe Weinstein
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 per can. That is almost $21.00 in dog money."
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M. Facklam
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. Its the best deal man has ever made."
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Rita Rudner
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?"
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Robert A. Heinlein
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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Robert Benchley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
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Will Rogers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."
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